
Hello all
I don't suffer from insanity...I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT!!
here's a funny video I've known about for a while, and don't worry, in the beginning he's not swearing, it was just beeped out to protect the name of the construction company.
Brick coverage!!1!
thankfully this guy isn't real, it would suck to be him.
Dear sir:
I am writing in response to your request for additional information in block 3 of the accident report form. I put poor planning as the cause of my accident.you asked for a fuller explanation, and I trust the following details will be sufficient.
I was alone on the roof of a new six story building. when I completed my work, I found that I had some left over which, when weighed later, were found to weigh more than 500 pounds. rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them down in a barrel by using a pulley that was attached to the side of the building on the sixth floor.
I secured the rope at ground level, climbed to the roof, swung the barrel out, and loaded the bricks into it. Then I climbed back down and untied the rope, holding tightly to ensure a slow descent of the bricks.
You will notice in block 11 that I weigh 135 pounds. Due to my surprise at being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I Proceeded at a rapid rate up the side of the building.
Somewhere in the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel, which was proceeding downward at a equally impressive speed. This explains the fractured skull and broken collar bone, as listed in section 3 of the accident form.
Slowed down slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers on my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley.
Fortunately, by this time I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold tightly to the rope-in spite of beginning to experience a great deal of pain. at approximately the same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit the ground and the bottom fell out of the barrel. now devoid of the weight of the bricks, the barrel weighed approximately 50 pounds.
(I refer you again to my weight.)
As you can imagine I began a rapid decent down the side of the building. somewhere in the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming up. this accounts for the two fractured ankles, the broken tooth, and the lacerations of my legs and lower body.
Here my luck began to change slightly. the encounter with the barrel seemed to slow me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell on the pile of bricks; fortunately, only three vertebrae where cracked.
I am sorry to report, however, that as I lay there on the pile of bricks-in pain and unable to move-I again lost my composure and presence of mind and let go of the rope; I could only lay there watching as the empty barrel began its journey back down towards me. This explains the two broken legs.
I hope this answers your questions.
sincerely,
Thomas L.
Posted by Daniel.




