Did you check the date?

Because it's COUNT DOWN DAY!

3-2-1-0

Ha! Get it? 3-2-10! And it only works in the US because Europe writes their date with the day FIRST and not the month. (2-3-10.) Confusing, no?

BUT AWESOME!

Can't wait for spring! or a cure for the common cold...whichever comes first.

That's right I've got another cold, number three? four? in a four month period?

oh-well what does it matter.

"watched" the super bowl with my friend christian on Sunday, watched more for the commercials though.

I've been trying to get mom to let me join facebook, HELP ME OUT PLEASE give her reasons why i should be able to join!

well that's it for now, have a nice life!

posted by Daniel

Three posts and no birthdays..is that a new record?

man, this guy is awesome

he built a Wall-e case mod.

now if he would just give the dimensions, i could build one myself.

and yes that really does hold his computer.

and now as is me i will completely switch subjects


             

and another one

             



lol, everything blends [except Chuck Norris]

Chuck Norris doesn't "style" his hair, it lies perfectly flat out of total fear.

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth, and boils the water with his own rage.

well that's all for now, hope this brightened your day!


posted by Daniel. [if you didn't already guess]

my day today

so, me stephen, philomena, and caroline went to a corn maze up in northwood today. the corn maze was fine exept for the map that they gave us. one problem was that stations 6 and 8 [there were 15 in all] were nowhere near each other, yet you could see each one from the other. and to top it all off when we were done our trailblazer wouldn't start. we ended up haveing to call a tow truck and get a jump. so we made it back home.

i also watched the jay leno show. 


lol, crazyness of me.

i also found this

there's no substitute for brains either

one day a customer walks up to a counter in a store[this didn't happen in clear lake]
and asks for water pills

employee: sir there are no sutch things as water pills

customer:  yes there is there is pills for everything else

employee: but no water pills

customer: fine i'll find them myself[wanders over to vitamins to look for water pills]
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wow people can be stupid like thinking that pop tarts are healthy because there a breakfast food[this happened to a friend of mine]

well thats all for now so long!!

posted by Daniel

a non boring post [yay!]

or you could call it ''hallelujah someone posted!"
'cause nobody does, except for randy and his b-day updates.

lolz are made of awesome :D

unlike this computer monitor,
with its annoying blue line and gray area,
and sometimes a 5th of the screen goes black ):[

i was going to show you a funny video, but i forgot what it was.

oh yeah now i remember.

since i can't upload it onto here [anyone know how to do that?] you'll have to go here.

so randy is on top of our house fixing the roof, that has been leaking through the light fixture in Stephens room and causing various other water stains throughout the house.

i have been chatting with my friend on windows live, occasionally inviting Mary and Matt as they become available,

they don't say much, they probably just sit back and laugh at our extreme randomness. :P

pandas,

like that, sometimes we wonder who is more random.

grifball is the best game in the world,

me, it's me.

you don't know the meaning of random till you have met me.

well I'll try to brighten your lives later but that's it for now,

so remember, nobody posts, annoying computer monitor and mountain dew.

posted by Daniel

randomness, because nobody has posted in forever.

OK. since nobody has posted ANYWHERE! I'll have to do it.
and unlike the last one i posted, this one is true.
and a little scary.

One day a rookie pilot was ready to take off from the tarmac and the pilot supervising him decided to have a bit of fun at his expense.
so as the large passenger airliner climbed, the supervising pilot turned on the gust lock, a devise used only on the ground that locks the tail so that it doesn't blow around in high winds.
and so with the rookie pilot extremely confused as to why the plane wouldn't level out the supervising pilot thought that the joke Had gone far enough and released the gust lock.

bad idea

since the rookie didn't have any idea what was going on he had left the controls in an extreme position and with the release of the gust lock the airliner went into a nosedive.
and since the rookie and supervisor were NOT strapped in they both went flying.
and one of them hit the engine shut-off switch which turned out to be a good thing as it slowed down there descent. so that the co-pilot who WAS strapped in could level out the aircraft at about 300 feet from the ground and make an emergency landing at a nearby airport.

at first it was blamed on a systems malfunction, but the truth eventually got out about the ill conceived practical joke.
and the supervising pilot?

he was fired.

posted by Daniel